Real talk

forestnymph0:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Thank you. I needed this today.
"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

-The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via suchvodka)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke)


breakinq:

following back heaps♡

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)